I’m really struggling to get up in the morning right now. It’s never been easy for me, but it feels even harder these past couple of weeks, and all I want to do is sleep. Sleep, sleep, sleep. Not that my dreams are particularly good or anything (quite the opposite) but because it’s comforting, safe, […]
My mum is, well, she’s had more jobs than anyone else I know. My dad worked at Courtaulds, this factory in Coventry for a while, and hasn’t really worked since before I was born (officially). My mum is hasn’t worked for a while because of her arthritis, but before we moved to Coventry, she was […]
I am going to lead a hamster revolution against David Cameron. And while hamsters are dangerous they do require some armouring. So I have come up with a hamster ball that can kick ass.
This might sound a little silly, but I’ve had to padlock my hamster’s cage. And I feel awful about it. Yesterday, after the bloke came and read my electricity meter and I stood there in my pyjamas looking at him and waiting for him to be done already cause I wanted to go back to […]